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Grenade Launcher

The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.
by milty08204 January 8, 2010
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Grenade Launching

Grenade launching is the art of convincing a "grenade" that one of your friends (who is really drunk at the time) thinks she is cute. You then proceed to try and set the two up so that your friend ends up "pounding" a grenade.
Last night this grenade would not leave me alone so I ended up grenade launching Sparky and he ended up pounding a grenade again.
by witekastle September 28, 2010
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launching pads

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.
Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.
by AEI December 29, 2008
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the rocket launcher

A sex act involving a woman putting her finger in your ass while giving you a blowjob.
My girl gave me the rocket launcher yesterday, does that make me gay?
by Jawn-E-Sway July 15, 2010
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a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher came in HAT and 1 tapped my ass but AY i never give up so i CAME BACK with a left HOOK to the FACE and then he 1 tapped my kid so then i said YEET started FUCKIN MY dead KID shit felt so FUCKING good holy SHIT i still have flashbacks of that bitch staight HOGGIN that dick fuckin gobbling that shit fuck fuck fuck so then i rolled up back to the nigga with a rocket launcher (he 1 tapped me again) BUT THEN I GOT RESSED so i came back started fucking PICKAXIN THIS NIGGA i took his fuckin rocket launcher SHOT THAT BITCH BACK and 1 tapped him BUT THEN he gets back up and RUNS like a nigger would so i fuckin GOT MY SNIPER OUT BOOM 300M HEADSHOT NOSCOPE (ez clip) he never came back
by sl0osh May 6, 2019
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launching a sea pickle

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle
by William Brennan December 22, 2006
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yogurt launcher

I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.
by C.C. Black December 2, 2007
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