Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009

Lard Ass

Adam Richmond from the show Man Vs. Food on the Travel Channel.

damn, did you see Adam Richmond eat that massive omlette? what a Lard Ass

by NeroToxin June 24, 2010

Lardash

The human embodiment of greed. Money and Women, power and sex, status, glory. He demands the finer things in life.
Check his left hand for tattoo to confirm it is indeed him.

Is that a Lardash?
I don’t know bro, check the hand

by Aelous winds July 15, 2018

lard ass

Someone who has an ass made of lard...

"OMFG! Look at Rachel Love. She is such a lard ass!"

by Not A Lard Ass October 12, 2008

Lard Ass

A bad clan leader who sucks mocha flavored dicks.

Dumbed down: Kingdhalolord

Bad Clan Leader = Lard ass

by The Hat of Confused Mocha .Jr January 28, 2011

lardarse

1. one who begs from all and tends to be demoted from any senior positions.
2. someone who rides big females; his penis tends to be erected and placed into her belly button as the vagina is to hard to find.
3. usually related to as a 'Christie'

kayleigh: hey rupert, i heard your mate was a lardarse last night.
rupert: yeahh he done that fatty hard in the belly button.
kayleigh: i heard he got a demotion the other day too, things dont seem to be looking up for this weiner.
rupert: his not a weiner he is a boy full of lard. a.k.a lardarse fatty boom boom

by iaintnolardarse January 23, 2012

lordass

This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up

Mia:lordass This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up

by ¯\_(˶′◡‵˶)_/¯ November 28, 2020