Landen

He wasn't just a boy. He was happiness. He was the world. The one person that you cared about more than anything. Someone who didn't judge you and always thought you were beautiful no matter what. The one person that made you feel like everything would be okay. The person that you least expected to ever hurt you, that told you they'd always love you, then one day... he just stops. And so does your mind. Oh, thinking about him makes my heart hurt. ~ E

There's never been anyone better than Landen.

by lolitakitten April 5, 2013

East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

Lansing

The state capital of Michigan and its 6th largest city, with about 100,000 residents and declining. It is a typical Rust Belt Community. It was the home to Ransolm Olds (Oldsmobile) but the plants have skipped town or closed all together. Lansing is next door to Michigan State University in East Lansing. Due to the presence of the University and the state government, the Lansing area has a more diverse population and economy than the rest of Michigan.

Lansing is a good area to live as far as the rest of Michigan is concerned.

by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

East Lansing High School

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011

Landen

A hurting boy who need someone, he is an adorable boy who needs love, he's a very cheesy, and romantic guy, he is always there for you and will never hurt you, he is protective and understanding and a great person to have in your life

person 1. Wow, who is that,

me. my boyfriend landen isnt he sweet <3

by #INLOVEBITCHES<3 April 25, 2019

lansingburgh

ONE of the GHETTOS of Troy (Troylet), N.Y. 99% of the population is on wellfare. It consists of 15 year old tramps and wankstas. Many of the teens reach pregnancy before the age of 18. It also consists of ULTRA preps who love to look down on people but usually they're anorexic tanorexic ugly rats with cheap extenions and they are alchoholics.

Theres a tramp fest down in the burgh, I get my drugs from Lansingburgh.

by Lil Homie Diaz April 28, 2008

mr larsen

A faggot hatted by everyone and current principle at Minisink Valley Middle School.

I hope Mr Larsen burns in hell. Bro everyone does

by Ktr.3 May 7, 2017