1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
by toomey hahaha <3 September 10, 2008
A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.
Hey he hasn't paid me back yet, its been like 4 weeks. He's such a lance. He's probably broke because of his expensive girlfriend and his damn ford.
by David crocket anderson July 10, 2008
The cool ninja sharpshooter. Occasionally sad bisexual blue boy. Also Keith Kogone’s sexy top . Former blue paladin, currently the red lion’s pilot .
by Loser_Fangirl_From_Space_ August 13, 2018
by The_Sad_Banana December 31, 2011
by me_idiot May 6, 2006
A gay bootyhole with a fat ass. Likes seagulls and loves black girls. Mostly into penises though
Can I borrow your cock jerry
Can I borrow your cock jerry
by Lance Of nature October 15, 2020
Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.
by roggy doggy February 10, 2017