Lance

A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.

Hey he hasn't paid me back yet, its been like 4 weeks. He's such a lance. He's probably broke because of his expensive girlfriend and his damn ford.

by David crocket anderson August 2, 2008

Lance

The cool ninja sharpshooter. Occasionally sad bisexual blue boy. Also Keith Kogone’s sexy top . Former blue paladin, currently the red lion’s pilot .

“The names Lance, we were in the same class at the Garrison.”

by Loser_Fangirl_From_Space_ August 12, 2018

Lance

Could be compared to a noob or a lewser but still loveable.

Lance is such a noob but I still like to hangout with him.

by The_Sad_Banana January 1, 2012

Lance

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.

Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!

by me_idiot May 20, 2006

Lance

A gay bootyhole with a fat ass. Likes seagulls and loves black girls. Mostly into penises though

Can I borrow your cock jerry

That boy with the big booty, that’s lances big favorite snack

by Lance Of nature October 14, 2020

Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.

" we better move before lance makes us do it!"

by roggy doggy February 9, 2017

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008