A rare breed of an American classic, he is the "tall, dark, and handsome" guy. Yet there's more to him than the playboy-like visage he puts on. He's regal, but with a dangerous edge that makes him a bit of an homme fatale. They put on a pokerface due to being at a precarious position of being taken advantage of before, so don't mind him when he's not exactly the most open book in the library.

While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.

What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip

Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.

A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.

To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.

Could be compared to a noob or a lewser but still loveable.

Don’t be surprised if Lance is gay.