Lamester

a lame gangster/ your mum

Me: your mum is such a lamester.
You: nO u

by who’s_asking? October 25, 2018

robert lamont

Robert Lamont is definitely the coolest person you will ever meet because he is intelligent, funny, caring and my gorgeous sunshine, don't underestimate him he might be the best thing thats ever happened to you. he is the best cause he will take you to culture kings and buy you chocolate milkshakes. his only flaw is he doesn't eat pineapples. beep beep....

person 1:"he plays soccer"
person 2:'must be robert lamont"

by anonymous butterfly x November 24, 2018

Latent Heterosexual

A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."

For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

lamentine

someone who repeatedly makes emotionally bruising decisions, unwilling to learn from the past or listen to advice, leaving us witness to a hopeless scene yet again.

A) how's she been?
B) that lamentine let her ex move back in cuz he got kicked out of rehab.
A) not again!

by miz cherry December 2, 2007

Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Lamont

An extremely sexy and hot male specimen. Good for everything. And that means everything. Very tappable and an incredible video game player

Lamont Blankly

by flameyou1 December 28, 2013

Lametroll

Trying to be a prick on the internet, but missing the mark. By a fucking mile.

1) Gregory tried to start a CMS flamewar on Google+. What a lametroll.

2) Gregory's lametroll fell short since nobody gave a fuck.

by dreamfoundry July 27, 2011