Lactose Tolerant

If you are not lactose intolerant then you are lactose tolerant

Guy A: Hello I am not lactose intolerant
Guy B: So you are lactose tolerant
Guy A: What even is lactose

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Circadian Lactose Intolerance

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.

"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.

by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 1, 2009

lactose intolerant

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009

lactose intolerance

lactose intolerance is actualy LackToastAndTallIsnt that means lack of toast and less tall

You didn't have toast this morning your lactose intolerance

by Ladzam Zhaaq YUdiktionori November 11, 2021

lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020

Lactose ladies

consists of 4 girls, all musically talented, all a little manually unstable, pretty much illiterate.

VERY COOL PEOPLE, yup mhm. good balance between these 4, except in height, aint never a dull moment!

“did you see those girls” “yea those are the lactose ladies” “they’re so VERY COOL”

by idkyoueither November 21, 2020

Lactose

Broke, or has a low amount of cash

Joe went lactose after dinner last night.

by Real nigga A. July 24, 2021