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Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
by Britt k May 1, 2008
mugGet the Cow Lactationmug.

lactate overdose

it is a overdose of lactate
im having a lactate overdose
by lactate overdose September 24, 2023
mugGet the lactate overdosemug.

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.
Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"
by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 7, 2017
mugGet the male lactationmug.

lactating belch master

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd
by george droyd December 11, 2024
mugGet the lactating belch mastermug.

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