the LP

n. someone who always has to pass gas; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.

I hate when people LP my bathroom

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

lp

Short for Les Paul. A guitarist whose name is adopted by Gibson for a type of guitar it produced.

Alongside the Fender Stratocaster/ strat is the two most recognizeable guitar shape.

I just bought a Black LP from eBay for $1300!

by Yngwie Malmsteen July 01, 2004

lps

Short For The Lost Prophets

Did u hear the new lps album?
Yeah it wasnt my kind of thing

by *charlie* October 27, 2006

LP's

Loose Poops- diarrhea, the shits, hershey squirts

"Man, I ate some tacos earlier and now I have the LP's!"

by focusman November 08, 2006

Lps

I Lps are toys you can play with wow

Me:Hi
Girl:yea
Me:u like Lps

Girl:? What r Lps

Me:toys look it up

Girl:ok

by I like gacha May 24, 2021

Lp Certified

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"

Lp Certified is the best artist out

by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

LP The Banger

LP is banger af. Used to describe a fiend in many rooms in the house. Wears khaki pants and collects gender-neutral trading cards.

My gf is so LP The Banger!

Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.

by TheOGDaddy January 19, 2017