Lobsters

A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.

George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.

by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009

Lobsters

The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.

Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.

by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003

hold your lobsters!

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

by mia120 May 23, 2007

Lit Lobsters

Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.

Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"

by LitLobster November 11, 2018

Blue Lobsters Inc

A hacking and trolling group with very funny members whose goal is to get rid of pay to win minecraft servers and annoying 12 year old screaming kiddies on the internet and do other funny things because they can

"Bro my entire server got griefed and there is text everywhere with your server got lobstered!!!" - Mad Server owner
"I love blue lobsters inc I won a windows product key" - Giveaway winner
"Bro i think we're getting lobstered rn" - Mad Server owner
"In cooperation with: Blue Lobsters Inc." - PatchNote
"Habe Beweise dass es mein Server ist der ist nicht gesponsert diese Lobsters sind illegal" - SpionLennart
"Digga diese blue Lobsters oder so sind in mein Account drinne" - Datenflieger

by Dwarslooper April 23, 2024