Lizzo is a type A grade threat to our society we do not know when she finishes her all you can eat buffet but when she does you got to bee prepared she can easily kill you with just the sheer weight of her by simply sitting on you. This move is siple but effective to fend of this watermelon eating monstrosity you need to have these three things a bucket of kfc, a 10 mile radius hole and some sick looking running shoes. Step 1. When lizzo approaches you she will try to get the kfc bucket but you take it and use you're sick ass shoes and out runs her to the hole this is thee part where you unfortunately need to jump in thee hole killing you butt savingg everyone eles when izzo tries to get to the kfc and she has t-rex arms so shes going to die.
by Catspammer9 March 18, 2024
Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.
by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023
After the party I went to use my toilet and someone left a Lizzo in it .
I went to use the mans room at home Depot and someone left a Lizzo in every stall.
I went to use the mans room at home Depot and someone left a Lizzo in every stall.
by B_radikulous March 31, 2024
A drug for fat people who can't afford Ozempic. Instead of making you lose weight, listening to Lizzy makes you feel better about being fat.
by awesomeMB9 August 02, 2025
by El Diablo 69420 May 13, 2024
A black hole that sucks in all the chicken from the edges and the ends of the world. Once Lizzo has reached her limits she will turn to a dark entity that will consume anything and everything from all the corners of the universe, ending all life from the farthest reaches of the existance itself
by كس بلدي الساخنة December 07, 2023