The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.
by thank you 2 January 07, 2010
Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.
by Big CU December 19, 2006
An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
by Your Dad Gay November 05, 2020
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Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza
Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "
by Tbone July 13, 2005
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