lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 30, 2006
mugGet the lightbulb crackpipemug.

the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!
by Ymetho December 11, 2017
mugGet the the california lightbulbmug.

lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.
Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*
by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013
mugGet the lightbulb jokemug.

Explosive Lightbulb

To Cum in a lightbulb light it on fire and throw it at a doorstep
Omg Pedro, Can u believe that i just totally legit Explosive lightbulbed that house i heard a retard lived there HAHA
by TittyRunz July 31, 2011
mugGet the Explosive Lightbulbmug.

Meat lightbulb

The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.
"Hey, whats poppin'?"

"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"
by ANNA! April 18, 2020
mugGet the Meat lightbulbmug.

image lightbulb

spell image and say lightbulb
image lightbulb hahah
by u are lmao November 30, 2020
mugGet the image lightbulbmug.

lightbulb crush

The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.
I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.
by Gayqueeeen June 4, 2018
mugGet the lightbulb crushmug.

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