A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 30, 2006

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
by Ymetho December 11, 2017

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.
Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*
*Gets slapped in the face*
by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013

Omg Pedro, Can u believe that i just totally legit Explosive lightbulbed that house i heard a retard lived there HAHA
by TittyRunz July 31, 2011

The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.
"Hey, whats poppin'?"
"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"
"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"
by ANNA! April 18, 2020

by u are lmao November 30, 2020

by Gayqueeeen June 4, 2018
