LD

long dick, a long penis

common misconception is thatgirls want his, but small penises have actually been known to be far more pleasing, prehaps because of more effort on the part of the man?

by BritBird November 7, 2004

LD

Lucid Dreaming
A state of mind when you posses control over your dream

"I had LD last night"

by Tom725 August 7, 2007

ld

An abbreviation for "LaserDisc", an obsolete 1980s video disc format, almost entirely eclipsed by VHS tapes and DVDs.

Damn, that LD is as big as a (bleeping) LP!
You mean a record?
Yeah, a record. LOL

by kirE May 18, 2006

LD

LD is an abbreviation of Let Down - when you ask someone for something and they let you down

Me: Ataul come join us on a hangout
Ataul: Can't, on a train
Me: LD

That guy left us, what an LD.

by madeupname43321 August 15, 2018

The LD

The girth that lies below

I was out on a date and smacked the bitch with the LD and then money shot on her chest.

by Sneaky Pete February 15, 2004

LD

Da looooong dick! Commonly associated with sexualite holding and John Shaft, both the original and John Singleton remake. Can also mean Little Dpussy.

Damn! Isaac Hayes gave Shaft the John Singleton LD remake.

by DeusEx_Pimp October 17, 2003

LD

short for Lap Dance, used in strip clubs

$20 for a LD up at tha strip club

by D Killa April 17, 2006