lawlzterbated

when you laugh so hard, you jizz your pants.

like zomg, just lawlzterbated in my rotflcopter.
also can be lawlzterbation, lawlzterbating.

by rayraylucykins June 17, 2010

Teh lolz

Literally means "the 'laugh out louds.'" Basically a retarded way of saying "the laughs."

Comedians say jokes for the monies, but mainly for teh lolz.

by CamelKid February 27, 2010

Lolzords

A nerdy way of saying 'lol'

LOLZORDS!!! Your such a n00b!

by Dickie Martin October 29, 2007

lawlzerbang

laughing with a "bang" aka laughing so hard you hurt yourself.

"Rick did you see Sarah lawlzerbang at that video?"
"Yeah man, I heard she was rushed to the hospital"

by Salunga April 1, 2009

lolzois

A french pronounciation of lolza. Used to make you sound intellectual and suave.

Example 1)

Girl: I'm not from this country
Boy: lolza
Girl: I'm half french
Boy: LOLZOIS

Example 2

Boy: I fucked your mum last night
Girl: LOLZOIS

by Emily Bourne October 7, 2010

LOLzOriAn

A longer, more "e-cool" version of LOL and LOLzOr, LOLzOriAn is written this way to confuse and disorient causing maximum LOLz for the user.

Michael: Hai n00b I lub j00r momma!!1
Logan: LOLzOriAn.
Michael has signed out of MSN
Logan: LOLzOriAn.

by oggi_1 December 11, 2006

lawlzie

the gnarlier way to say "lol" online but can also be used in typical face-to-face conversation.

pronunciation: LOO-wall-zee
(there are three syllables because it is meant to be pronounced in the new jersey accent.)

Tim: Hey Phylis, can I borrow your penis?
Phylis: Nope, sorry I'll be needing it later
Tim: Oh ok lawlzie

by w00sh March 8, 2008