People in Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.
"Man I got wasted last night... my Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
by Sunshine Crackhead April 10, 2011
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The business owner of a DVD rental shop (ie video store) had a kodak moment the minute Netflix came to town
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When you shit a turd so astonishing in size or shape that you feel compelled to photograph it as proof positive.
I've had two notable Kodak Movements. Once I crapped a turd the exact size and shape of a banana,including the stem. The other was a perfect poo question mark. A honorable mention goes to the one that looked like an Indian tomahawk.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
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Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.
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Koda is gorgeous
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by MT November 20, 2003
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