Kobi

(NOUN: PERSON: FEMALE)
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.

(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide

(NOUN)
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****

(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

Kobie

A wannabee Kobe Bryant who is actually a rat that lives on the streets and trys to skate but always fails. He also trys to jump over cars but just takes severe injuries in the process.

There is a horrible smelling Kobie in Mr. Yessak's 2nd period english class.

by Richard Velde May 9, 2008

kobi

big dicked man. with a shit friend called eliza (she has little titles and a big sex drive)

person 1- did you see that guy with the big willy and a small titted friend?!
person 2- yeah his name must be kobi

by clammyclamidia December 3, 2017

Kobi

Kobi is cute short thick he like big dicks he funny and I love him that's my bestfreind 😂❤💯

Kobi is bae

by Ramonadickhead April 23, 2018

KOBY

A stupid chink that has no life and plays a lot of fortnite with this weird nigga zandre and never gets off his ass

Dam ur such a fucking nigga koby

by The koby lover June 27, 2023

kobied

Referring to Kobe Bryant. When you have sex with a chick and then make her kiss your penis.

Man, we were both so wasted, I took her home and kobied her.

by hulaj November 20, 2003

Kobi Bell

Someone who has an amazing personality. They try and do everything to please other people, even if it goes against what they believe. Kobi is very outgoing and always tries to make you laugh. Kobi is pretty and has beautiful eyes that you would want to stare at all day. But don't mess with a Kobi, she will make you feel sorry for not being as cool as her. But if your on her good side, you will have one of the most loyal and thoughtful friends ever.

Guy: Wow, is that Kobi Bell?
Girl: Yeah, isn't she so funny and pretty?

by GBballer September 28, 2011