Kobi

(NOUN: PERSON: FEMALE)
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.

(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide

(NOUN)
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****

(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

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Kobie

A wannabee Kobe Bryant who is actually a rat that lives on the streets and trys to skate but always fails. He also trys to jump over cars but just takes severe injuries in the process.

There is a horrible smelling Kobie in Mr. Yessak's 2nd period english class.

by Richard Velde May 09, 2008

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