Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

kleptoflameiac

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.

"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"

by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009

klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit

Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"

by annabunny August 9, 2009

klepto drunk

Someone who only steals when they are drunk

She stole a shot glass from the bar. She is a kleptomaniac When she drinks. She is klepto drunk

by highmark July 5, 2014

Kleptopreneur

An entrepreneur who creates a company based on a flawed business model or fraudulent technology solely for the purpose of enriching themselves via salary, rent paid to self, travel, etc. Usually exhibits pathological narcissism, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, inability to experience empathy, inability to tell the truth.

That guy who just presented his idiotic solar cryptocurrency business plan has to be a kleptopreneur because there is no other way to explain his business model.

by Geonotsostellar January 13, 2019

Kleptomania

An obsession, persistent desire or madness for stealing.

Kleptomania leads a society to the threshold of devastation.

by Raj-Verma October 22, 2019

kleptocurrency

A form of cryptocurrency peddled to the greedy, eager and gullible as a sure bet to separate them from their money

Having read about the profits many were making investing in Bitcoin, Etherium and other cryptocurrencies, she took the advice of an internet broker, bought big and soon found herself the owner of thousands of coins of kleptocurrency, her broker nowhere to be found.

by Monkey's Dad May 6, 2021