Kiting

To insert something into ones anus via condom or other and attatch a string for easy/quick retrieval.

"Joe is kiting drugs into the prison."
"Why dont you just kite it to get it past security"
"Kiting it would have been easier"

by QTnerd September 14, 2015

Kiting

When one smokes so much weed they get high as a kite. Usually a one word response due to the fact that you are so stoned

How high are you on a scale buzzed to stoned. I'm kiting

by NeverSober159 July 31, 2011

kiting

When you are flying high as a kite.

I took so much vicodin I'm kiting right now.

by Madison20691 September 10, 2007

Kimmin

Being un-productive at work, and in all aspects of life.

I sat down read the newspaper, and texted on my phone while the entire store was a disaster...I then realized how bad I was Kimmin'

by awisuh11 December 2, 2011

Kiting

kiting (v.) - sneaking off with a member of the female gender, usually in a public setting, to have a quickie; can occur in Port-a-Johns, behind large storage containers, on roofs of buildings, back alleys, closets, etc. This "meeting" usually has nothing to do at all with love and is a pure spur-of-the-moment decision that is 9 times out of 10 not discussed post-copulation.

ALSO: to kite (infinitive), kited (past tense)

Drake: "You hear what happened this mornin', man?"

Niko: "What's that?"

Drake: "John was totally kiting some fat chick in that outhouse when he thought no one was lookin'!"

Niko: "Whoa! He's gotta take peer jury more seriously, man."

by SportySport July 10, 2009

kiting

smoking weed

"Betty and I went kiting last week; then we smashed in the back of my pickup!"

by killa kron February 8, 2010

Kitfin

What Dumbass hotel people think my name is

"Yes, a booking for miss Kitfin? Or was that Mrs O'Neill?"

by Emmie October 14, 2004