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King's Hand

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King's Hand: A dish so blessed that only a true madlad is capable of conquering.
Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?

Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....
by PattonPending December 8, 2020
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A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.
King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.
by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009
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King's Syndrome

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when you start finding people attractive that you normally wouldn't because the school you attend is so small. The only cure is to go home for Summer, Spring, or Winter break.
"He must have King's Syndrome."
"I thought she was attractive, but it was just King's Syndrome."
"I had to go home to cure my King's Syndrome."
by kingsrep April 18, 2010
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king's cup

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Real man's kings cup. This game WILL get you fucked up if you play with a small group (3-5 people is optimal, 2 if you're suicidal). The game is played with a deck of cards.

2-10: Drink for that many seconds (beer or mixed drink)
J: Take a shot (JD, preferably)
Q: Play a game (questions, rhyme, etc), loser takes a shot
K: Pour a shot into the king's cup. Loser takes the triple shot
A: Take a double shot

Alternative: Guess the card's color before drawing. If you choose correctly, give the card to someone else. If you choose wrong, take the card.
I played real man's King's Cup and now I feel like I'm going to die.

Real man's king's cup will put hair on your chest.
by loquid March 2, 2008
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The seat that's in the middle of the row of 5 seats at the very back of the bus. Those who sit in the King's Throne are entitled to one command that anybody who is standing while riding the bus must perform. The person chosen and the command are the King's choice. The two seats next to the King's Throne are for his Queens, and the two next to those seats are for his bitches.
Cool, I'm sitting in the King's Throne...You, do a bus flip!
by Larry Utley September 5, 2010
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When a man is discussing anything with a female feminist, as the conversation continues, the probability of the feminist accusing the man of "mansplaining" approaches 1. This is especially true online.
A: "How'd the conversation about your research go with Carole?"
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."
by Bealz April 6, 2019
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A toilet seat that is warm to the touch when you sit on it. It's as if you are the King and it was pre-warmed for you.
I went to crap at work the other day and came across a King's Throne, yuck!
by Brettuss March 14, 2013
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