Kinder Egg

An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.

Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.

Kinder Egg by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

kinder egg

A person who is Black by acts like they are white. It is also a German candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.

kinder egg by Tiffany T. July 8, 2003

Kinder-Gamer 

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.

"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."

Kinder-Gamer by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

kinder-aids

It´s what the AIDS virus is called when a child has it.

Maaskantje, kinder-aids!

kinder-aids by Disease 007 February 26, 2018

Kinder Surprise Egg 

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

Kinder Surprise Egg by DickRichards May 27, 2018

Kinder Egg

Kinder Egg Is an Dangerous Weapon If you see a nigga with it he boutta do some crazy shit.

Yo Look at that nigga he got a Kinder egg He Dangerous

Kinder Egg by ElIThenigga September 26, 2019

Kinder egg

When a black person acts white. Kinder eggs are dark on the outside and white on the inside.

"Omg you're such a fking kinder egg Raquisha"

Kinder egg by welovemesalwa January 7, 2020