Someone who is exactly like you.
You feel a connection to beacuse they do the same things as you or like similar things.
Example: ohh look they look like kindered spirit beacuse they are wearing..doing...listening too
by Elyse April 23, 2005
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A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.
What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!
by Dermit July 23, 2006
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under age girls who r looking to get laid, dress like sluts and some times lie about there age. In different countries the age of consent varies so the age of kinder hoes varies from country to country.
dam look at that kinder hoe give her one more year and i'd nail her.
by bad fish October 17, 2006
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When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
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An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.
by Nordicdragon July 4, 2018
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A person who is Black by acts like they are white. It is also a German candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.
by Tiffany T. July 9, 2003
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1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.
"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."
by MrBaldNBad February 10, 2010
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