Kilo-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over

Wow did you see that, he got totally Kilo-Fucked

by Glenjamin87 August 9, 2009

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

kilth

Extreme misfortune. The undeniable fact that the multiverse has something against you.

My kilth is the stuff of legend!
My kilth is like the speed of light; it's a universal constant!

by Better Bomba February 26, 2011

kilt

a kilt is the clothing worn by a person who has scottish origin. Each family in scotland had its own plaid pattern which sybolized their clans land and origin. Not just highlanders wore kilts but also lowlanders, and borderers.

A kilt was usually worn when hunting or doing casual work, but wearing just a kilt on horse wasn't safe because a person could easily stab you. Kilts were also worn at meetings or friendly get togethers.

by anonymous April 9, 2005

kilt

One of the worlds most recognised forms of national dress as worn by Scottish men both as formal wear with a jacket and as casual wear.

Also worn by soldiers in Scottish regiments into many battles. Despite comments here Scottish regiments have some of the proudest heritage in the world.

The kilt is a wonderful garment to wear as it is cool in summer and warm in winter and is also generally worn without any undergarments giving a wonderfully free sensation.

Contrary to some opinions stated here, it is most certainly not a "gay" item. In fact it probably takes more balls to wear one than those people have!

You will always recieve attention from the female kind when wearing the kilt!

by Neil Wood August 24, 2005

kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.

Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

killthefrench87

Coolest fuckin' cat on the block.

He's the nicest guy around and is well known on the site www.newgrounds.com as SlipperyMooseCakes

Damn man, your almost as cool as killthefcrench87

by Wade Fulp March 6, 2005