I guess Ill just kill myself

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.

Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

I might as well kill myself now

It’s too late

I might as well kill myself now

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

People keep telling me to kill myself

I wonder if I should do it

People keep telling me to kill myself

by Spatro February 27, 2021

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

honk if you think i should kill myself

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0

Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.

by juicemonkey December 2, 2014

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024