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kick in the nuts

when someone uses thier foot to kick you in your nuts...dumbass, why are you looking this up??
by DJHeadUp January 29, 2003
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kick in the nuts

Don't make me mad, or I will do a field goal attempt on your ass. Okay?
by Saints October 30, 2003
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Year of nut kicking

Year of nut kicking is when any hot girl dicieds to kick dudes in the nuts they can call kick nuts year which lets any hot girl to kick balls as much as they want.
Abbie: I wanna kick a bunch of dudes in the nuts
Brooklyn: time for a year of nut kicking
by anonymous December 4, 2020
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Slow Nut Kick

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"
by Sticksthebluedevil October 17, 2009
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kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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kick in the nuts or balls

this is when a girl uses demolishes a boys testicle ,balls, or grapes.

you can kick and squeeze a man nuts. the will often scream cry or may die
it is a good torture method
girl find it funny and they also enjoy watching boy's nuts get busted it is satisfying
kick in the nuts or balls example
Girl :find out her boyfriend is cheating on her .
boy:hey babe*gets his nuts grabbed*
girl: *squeezes harder*
boy*lets out a whimper and starts begging for forgiveness*
girl: squeezes even harder till she hers 2 pops
BOY: starts to throw up and cry
girl: lets go only to stomp on his nuts when he is on the floor "nobody cheats on me and gets away with it
boy: wishes he was never born and cries from some hours holding his crushed sack
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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