Diddy Kerns

A real bad ass, has the money of P diddy, but a badass reputation.

"Man you ain't no Diddy Kerns or nuthin"
or
"Bitch stop tryin to act all Diddy Kerns n shit"

by Jim Jonts April 26, 2006

Todd Dammit Kerns

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.

Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!

by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012

kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

kern valley high school suck

by dil bob October 4, 2017

kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.

"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."

by NCT420 April 10, 2013

Kern

The way people from Colorado say corn. This came about from the way they say Coors as Kurs

Let's have Kern on the kerb for dinner tonight

by Taintremover February 12, 2019

Samantha Kerne

Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.

She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne

by thehekkinchaz September 8, 2019