An odd splice between Norah Jones and Tori Amos, only blonde and with extremely blue "deer-in-the-headlights" eyes, showcased to perfection on the cover of her album, "Fearless". Strangely, she manages to meander around brilliant, stagger straight past great and land smack on the spot between pleasant and mediocre. You'll inevitably hear her piano-based freshman music on VH-1 soon, but the sophmore album will inevitably be much better.
by redgyul September 22, 2004

This is "music" that contains excessive amounts of screaming, complaining, apathy, anger, angst, desires of self mutilation, and dreams of dating 14 year olds for the rest of your life (even if you're 22) - Specifically.
by massive pwner June 12, 2011

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!
by Rulebreaker March 11, 2010

A useful term which can be used when expressing displeasure in a present situation by placing blame on a past event regardless if that past event has a direct effect on the current predicament
by Righetti March 3, 2005

guy1 -''What are you making there.''
guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
by ngapiko January 17, 2011

Noun
Ke-ri
Someone incredibly beautiful, smart, fun-loving, ambitious, compassionate, and kind. Keri is often viewed as a queen, and proper etiquette when seeing Keri is to bow down and show respect. Often seen with the King of Adopt Me, who honestly is lucky to have such a person in his life.
Ke-ri
Someone incredibly beautiful, smart, fun-loving, ambitious, compassionate, and kind. Keri is often viewed as a queen, and proper etiquette when seeing Keri is to bow down and show respect. Often seen with the King of Adopt Me, who honestly is lucky to have such a person in his life.
-Who is that attractive woman thar everyone likes?
—Judging by how everyone is acting, she must be Keri or one of her friends
—Judging by how everyone is acting, she must be Keri or one of her friends
by Heman Rawrr August 27, 2021

every kerys should be your idol. you should always look for a kerys in your life. they are kind, hardworking, funny, and an absolute genius. if kerys’s were a song they’d be lana del rey’s ‘national anthem’. an absolute masterpiece, just like them.
person 1: “do you think everyone needs a kerys in their life?”
person 2: “no fucking shit man she’s my idol”
person 2: “no fucking shit man she’s my idol”
by bobbie:D July 20, 2023
