Keenan and kel

Onne of the funniets shows ever, classic, really great

Keneen: who loves orange soda
Kel: Kel loves Orange Soda
Keenan: is it TRUE?
kel: mmm hmmm, i do i do i do OOOOOO
Keenan: WHYYYYYY!!!!!

by Fake_ass_bitch February 25, 2005

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kel kel from the block

Literally the best thing to bless the world

if your not on kel kel from the block you might aswell die

by kel kel yeah November 26, 2018

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It's generally assumed that Kel Mitchell is just anoter Orange Soda loving African-American - This is far from the actual truth. To the untrained eye he is a fiend, a madman in ditress; but in reality he is the greatest threat to the western hemisphere. Kel Mitchell is fueled by Orange Soda, it's orangy molecules giving birth to the true form which he so constantly desires. He is kept alive by the soda. At his mid-optimal peak it is sometimes observed that Kel will lose all forms of human reasoning, careless flailing his Orange Soda into every direction. The only way he is kept under control is by micro-control-chips lodged into his head, the effects are seen when at Kel's mid-optimum peak, he twitches and shakes as if he is being shocked. These chips are the only thing that keeps the world safe, and the only thing that can control Kel Mitchell.

I went to a taping of Kenan and Kel once... I wandered off backstage and noticed Kel sitting in a chair alone, looking at the ground and picking at the various wires that were attatched to his neck. I realized then, that Kel Mitchell is not human.

by Let's not say. July 25, 2006

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Kel-Tec

A firearms company that makes various types of firearms. They can either be really cheap or a bit expensive but price varies by model. But 1 common thing is that most of them are cheaply made, unreliable, brittle turds that are assembled with screws and beach plastic.

Their line up includes such turds as:

KSG12
PF9
P11
P32
PLR16
SU16
PLR22
SU22
RFB
RDB
KS7
Sub2000
CMR30
PMR30
P3AT
CP33

If you are interested in buying a kel-tec, please don’t. You will most likely be disappointed and you are better off buying a Ruger, Smith & Wesson, used Glock, or any other quality brand that can build a gun worth a shit.

Amy: Hey guess what? I bought a new concealed carry gun.

Josh: Cool. What did you get?

Amy: I bought a Kel-Tec P11

Josh: Oh. I’d say you better sell it. Most of them are cheap, unreliable, and low quality. You should trade it in for a Glock 43 or a Smith & Wesson Shield.

by Noshit2547 May 9, 2020

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