kyling

Verb. To kyle.
The act of staying up really late at night doing meaningless tasks that you would'nt normally do during the day.
Or if said in a sense of "pulling a kyle", then it means the same thing as pulling an allnighter.

Person A: Wow, I pulled a huge kyle last night.
Person B: Dude, you gotta stop kyling, its killing you!

by Daviel May 1, 2008

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007

Kling-on

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

Kling-on

shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse

Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons

by speedmonkey October 10, 2003

Klingon Salad

When one person is getting his/her ass eaten (tossed salad)the eater dislodges pieces of toilet paper (Klingons) from the eatee's ass.

Lisa is likely to suggest a quick swim before sex to avoid another Klingon Salad.

by Joe Wille August 8, 2006

kyling out

When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.

Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.

by skeptichemist87 March 20, 2016