(Verb) 1. To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the whole party or an individual. 2. To get blackout drunk and sexually assault another.
Brett: "Dude, what happened last night?"
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."
by BoBeau70 September 26, 2018
Get the kavanaugh mug.Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
“Dude, I totally could’ve been the Director of Homeland Security but I Kavanaughed I’d at my hearing.”
“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
by Yosemitesams October 5, 2018
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When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.
by Meatpoi October 2, 2018
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Get the Kavanaugh mug.A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.
by AdamPedAnt October 6, 2018
Get the Kavanaugh mug.Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.
by angie O edema October 5, 2018
Get the kavanaughstronaut mug.The act of lying about a man after years of silence, despite the man's own untarnished record while having a very public and distinguished profile.
Tim: Yo, did you hear what they're doing to Elon?
Eric: No, what is it this time?
Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!
Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!
Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock
Eric: No, what is it this time?
Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!
Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!
Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock
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