obi "ridwan" kanobe

obi "ridwan" kanobe means violet fat kid,he is a very violet human
he has small penis
dont mess with him or he'll bite u
smelly breath
goofy teeth
steroid user
puts spliffs up his ass

hey, sup obi ridwan kanobe.
why did u swear at me u cunt ima bang u out.
an obi ridwan kanobe is a very violent man that has small willy, big bum.
obi "ridwan" kanobe means violet fat kid,

by ridwans bff xx May 8, 2019

kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?

in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"

by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003

kalobolar

another word for bumbaclot

come here kalobolar

by Woodstock June 30, 2004

Kabobed

The act of Skewering objects with your penis.

I went over to my friends BBQ yesterday and I Kabobed his sister.

by Thought Monkey July 15, 2010

Kalsbeekin'

To be in an excessively grumpy and grungy state; grouchy.

Man, she was in such a bad mood today! She was definitely Kalsbeekin'.

by psu123 October 8, 2010

Klobenus

A master of detective, a facebook searcher (never underestimate him)

Never underestimate the power of Klobenus!

by Crystal Arrow June 28, 2017

kaliber

Good ass snus that requires you to take three at a time then to throw them out

Retard 1: Yo you got any kaliber?
Retard 2: Yeeee, up my ass

by KDISASNAKE March 21, 2018