1) Zoya Kahn is a very small and infamous loser that has fallen into a self-administered illusion that she is in fact, tall, a sad reality indeed. She can also sometimes be nice I guess.
2) Because of her common association with dwarfism, the name Zoya Kahn has taken on a secondary nature of becoming a phrase used to describe small people.
2) Because of her common association with dwarfism, the name Zoya Kahn has taken on a secondary nature of becoming a phrase used to describe small people.
1) "when did you decide to be small Zoya Kahn?"
2) "Damn, I just measured my height today. It was lower than I thought, I feel like such a Zoya Kahn."
2) "Damn, I just measured my height today. It was lower than I thought, I feel like such a Zoya Kahn."
by Ram0 October 21, 2022
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Get the Chinkis Kahn mug.This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.
Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.
Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.
Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Pecan (Puh-kahn) mug.When there are so many patients waiting in the emergency department for their lab tests and xrays that the internal processes of the ER get backed up and the waiting room gets impacted with patients.
Doctor 1: Why is the waiting room of the ER so crowded?
Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.
Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.
Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
by BostonDoctor January 8, 2012
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When a very busy physician is asked to see a patient in the ER and it's not clear to that physician why in hell they're being asked to do this. Either the diagnosis is obvious, or the presumed diagnosis is so remote and so out there, that it's likely that all tests and CT scans will obviously be negative.
When a very busy physician is asked to see a patient in the ER and it's not clear to that physician why in hell they're being asked to do this. Either the diagnosis is obvious, or the presumed diagnosis is so remote and so out there, that it's likely that all tests and CT scans will obviously be negative.
Doctor 1: Hey...where've you been for the past 2 hours?
Doctor 2: I've been in the ER!
Doctor 1: Why so long? I thought you only had 1 patient to see.
Doctor 2: I did initially, but then when I got down there I got 4 more KAHNsults.
Doctor 2: I've been in the ER!
Doctor 1: Why so long? I thought you only had 1 patient to see.
Doctor 2: I did initially, but then when I got down there I got 4 more KAHNsults.
by Boston Doctor January 8, 2012
Get the KAHNsult mug.The best bitch in the world. She is your day 1 best friend sister and everything else. If you know a Kahniya. You lucky as hell
by cashkidc September 24, 2020
Get the kahniya mug.He's a really good driver, he just has some pretty bad luck. He'll win someday, for sure. Most girls like him because he's "OmGz hAwT".
"It's the last lap, Kasey Kahne is in the lead, and ohhhh...he ran out of gas."
I'm just kiddng, Kasey. Drive it like you stole it!
I'm just kiddng, Kasey. Drive it like you stole it!
by hurrikahne9 April 29, 2005
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