Pecan (Puh-kahn)

This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.

Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.

Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."

by EricSparks November 6, 2025

megan kahn

That one girl that plays the sims 4. Her dad freaks out about her cc but she is still cool.

Dude megan kahn was playing the sims in the middle of math.

by Troll on the interwebs sksksks April 14, 2019

zoya kahn

1) Zoya Kahn is a very small and infamous loser that has fallen into a self-administered illusion that she is in fact, tall, a sad reality indeed. She can also sometimes be nice I guess.

2) Because of her common association with dwarfism, the name Zoya Kahn has taken on a secondary nature of becoming a phrase used to describe small people.

1) "when did you decide to be small Zoya Kahn?"

2) "Damn, I just measured my height today. It was lower than I thought, I feel like such a Zoya Kahn."

by Ram0 October 21, 2022

Chinkis Kahn

A brave colonizer. Someone who fears very little, even coyotes, often of Asian descent.

Man, you’re being my a real chinkis Kahn.

by Chinkis Kahn March 11, 2025

Kahn

Someone who pressures students with controlled assessmas.

Student - "What are we doing this lesson?"
Kahn - "MORE CONTROLLED ASSESSMAS!"

by Lightning McKillMyself March 19, 2017

Dirty Kahn

A young dude who ends up going home from the pub with an older couple, and services the lady while the old man spectates from the sidelines.

Kahn was stoked to have scored that night, but he was a little put-off by the movements coming from the dark corner of the room where the man was sitting. Nevertheless, he went about his business and got the job done, thus creating the grotty story of The Dirty Kahn.

by GP69 February 15, 2021

Spengus Kahn

Emperor of the Spengenese Empire from 1206 to 1227. Founded what is widely considered to be the most complex language of East Asia, Speng.

I heard they cast Woody Harrelson to play Spengus Kahn in this one upcoming historical film.

by SpengDisciple November 11, 2018