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A sexual position involving the actions of a koala. A man stands buck ass naked (like a tree, a eucalyptus tree) while the woman holds on to his trunk (upper torso) with her arms and wraps her legs around the undercrust of his butt. They go at it like a koala climbing a tree.
Lauren didn't fuck the 16 year old like a rabbit, they did the koala.
by Sarah, Sarah, and Spitz October 17, 2004
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A bear which isn't really a bear. Koala's are angry little creatures that will attack and bite you if they get angry enough. They are not cute and friendly.
The tourist went to pat the koala and it tried to bite his hand off.
by aqua bog June 10, 2006
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According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'
" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "
by Mr. Koala March 30, 2009
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koalas are fucking stupid, they should be exterminated immediately. they are stupid because THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EAT FOOD THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND.
keira - ‘hey look at that koala’

sienna - ‘shoot the bastard
by koalas are stupid November 7, 2020
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a sexually explicet girl who looks like a gay bear. a koala bear. :), her nickname is koala.

she likes to chew gum leaves, and her cheeks are huge.
emily: 'hey koala :) how was your weekend ?'
Koala (renee): "heey! it was good thanks!'

randoms: "hey koala!'
"sup koala'
'oh god theres a wild koala in the building'

-OR-

jacqui: 'oh, looks like koalas in a grumpy mood today'
renee (koala): /hits
emily: "koalas got her claws out!'
crysta: 'CRAZY KOALA! :D'

-OR-
blake: " OMG EMILY> THERES A KOALA NEXT TO YOU!'
emily : " oh my god. there is too!'
Renee (koala): "nnnnnooo :@ !'
by randelliot_x September 5, 2009
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A man who is good looking, but you wouldn't touch him with a barge pole because he is filthy and you don't know where he has been.

Reason: Koala Bears are very cute, but they are known for carrying sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamdyia.
Awh would you look across the street, it's Zebo, surprised to see him out and about after the 'scandal'. What a Koala.

I know, you would be tempted wouldn't you? -pity he's a Koala.

Don't do it gurl, he is a filthy Koala.
by RobbiThompson October 13, 2013
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a koala is a female mexican graphic design student who A. drinks too many martinis. B. Has fabulous hair. C. Is always sleepy
that girl would be coo if she wasnt such a koala. Adria is a koala
by emurder June 5, 2007
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