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Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb into a bleeding hole to stop the flow of blood/menses temporarily until a more suitable solution becomes available.
“Babe, I know you’re more of a pussy than it is, but either you give me the kentucky thumb til we get to a gas station or you get your leather seats re-upholstered.”
by Kshthymyla May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

When you stick your thumb up her pussy
Her “gimi that Kentucky thumb
Him ‘gets thumb ready’.
by Fishgoder May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

A meme created from the insanity of what happens when you fire faulty SLAP rounds and you gotta shove your thumb in the hole your gun just made
I was doing her doggy when I decided to slip her the Kentucky Thumb
by Isaak24 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

Using your thumb to plug a an orifice after a cream pie
I had to use the Kentucky thumb to stop fun from getting everywhere
by Chrnc May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"
by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

When you plug a hole with your thumb. Any hole.
A: Ah, dammit I got shot!
B: quick put a Kentucky thumb in it!

A: so I took her home last night and got her a Kentucky thumb ;)
by AlexxTM May 21, 2021
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