kismetfish

Ampora's failed attempts to hate-snog anything with a pulse.

Cronus was a kismetfish when he tried to get with Porrim

by PreachyFish May 31, 2015

kismet

A great unix wi-fi (wireless) scanner that supports lots of wlan cards.

man i just compiled kismet and it's so much better than network stumbler

by bravo8 May 26, 2006

kwismas

Kwanzaa and Christmas together.

Merry Kwismas, nigga!

by Yo Nigga December 19, 2004

krismarie

krismarie is a tall ass girl that will always love here friends everyone wants her and everyone needs here she is a true blessing to everyone's life and the one person you'll ever need she is kind yet vulnerable so you should never ever hurt her she is the one and only star needed in this world with her bsf usually being kyra

krismarie

by 7360kk December 29, 2020

kidd kismet

A kid who thinks he is cool but really is cringe.

A: Is that kidd kismet?
B: yeah hes making another shitty beat

by wdadasggrgr November 2, 2020

Kyism

An act of stupidity occuring over a prolonged period.

Bush: second term...
Never such an utter display of Kyism has been displayed since Americans elected dubbya bush for a second term.

by DC Bill September 8, 2007

Kismet

Fate; destiny, should never be confused with YOLO.

This noun is often mistaken for an adverb.

"I kismet, you kismet, he/she/we kismet. Kismeting, kismetology-the study of kismet, it's first grade Davenn".

by VelociJinya April 18, 2018