K-Fed-Ex

The nick-name of Britney Spears or anyone that K-Fed no longer has a serious relationship with.

"Britney and that other woman - They are so K-Fed-Ex."

by y2kiki January 15, 2007

K-Fed Toby

The K-Fed Toby is one of the newest Tobies out there. The K-Fed Toby is after Kevin Federline. Where Kevin Federline is a pure Toby at heart, the K-Fed Toby is a hybrid. The K-Fed Toby has several breeds, the wanna be toby, the New Iberia toby, the Carencro toby, the pretty boy toby. This Toby could become the next pure breed Toby on the species list. This Toby is not dangerous at all and has many Pretty Boy Toby tendencies. As with all Tobies, the K-Fed Toby does not believe in condoms. He is a raw dog master and will impregnate any Tasha in his path. Just like the Pretty Boy Toby he will hate to the max.

Check out that K-Fed toby pimpin over there.

by Schemer420 September 8, 2011

K-Fed you

Mooching money from your rich ex-wife
Make her have kids
Make her leave her career
Make the her Go crazy
Do what The Pimp Manual tell you to do to get laid and paid,
Prophet is Katt Williams -

Don't mess with that dude he is gonna K-fed you dumb ass.

by atthefearossoundingrepetitive February 4, 2009

K. Fed

1. the art of leaving your woman for another woman who has a lot of money.
2. an asshole

1. He just pulled a K. Fed on me!
2. You are such a K.Fed

by Kina June 21, 2006

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The superior version of saying Whomst'd've.
Created in order to show superiority over peers or younglings.

GUY 1: Yo, do you have any idea whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot took my notebook?

GUY 2: ....What?

by JImotimothy March 14, 2023

K-Feditis

k-feditis, not to be confused with thugitis,is a condition that could plague males in the youthful, useless, mooching stages of their lives. Symptoms include a bad, slurred speech pattern, "thug"-ish clothing that fails to fit the average human body, hair that is disheveled, k-mart highlighted and oddly resembles the texture of pubic hair, a tan straight out of a bottle, a gold-digging edge, and the need to establish a rapping career based off of an imaginary slang word that would, in said diseased person's mind, signify an ass-shaking hit. Many diagnosed with K-feditis start their lives with useless careers, such as back up dancers, or mooching off of their parents. K-feditis can be easily cured with a lobotomy and a shower. It can also affect men of many cultures, but has shown to be particularly common with men of confused cultural identity.

"That boy has severe K-Feditis of the face, he can't stop flinching or saying "popozao"."

"T's K-Feditis is severe, his pants are almost around his ankles and his hair is getting kind of crispy."

"Why'd she marry that K-Feditisite? He's totally out to use her money to launch his rap career."

by Prudence Savvy August 13, 2006

k-feding

To do nothing in a dirty, white wife beater.

As in "what have you been up to?"
"I spent the afternoon k-feding"

by licorice May 29, 2006