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Swag Jutsu

Its a Jutsu that makes your swag Level increase by 99. Only the best master can use it and Increase the swag from other persons drastically.
You are captured in the SWAG Jutsu
by Saint Alexandrus March 15, 2021
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Expansion jutsu

Your in bed with a girl and when you are about to cum you scream the loudest you can expansion jutsu and you squeeze all your fingers in her asshole and rip it apart and then cum in her asshole
Man i did expansion jutsu on a hooker last night
by Lenman1 January 19, 2021
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Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
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Shadow Possession Jutsu

Shikamaru does nothing and says its a drag,

Shikamaru sees your mom
SHADOW POSSESSION JUTSU!!!
by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021
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chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence
Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally
by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022
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dab jutsu

Doing the famous dance move know as the dab, crossing the opisute hand over the other, replicating Jutsu symbols from Naruto.
by Necchia September 20, 2016
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