juggermankles

A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.

We have a juggermankles in the office here, I'm thinking of recruiting her for the football team.

by jeru411 October 16, 2008

Judged by 12

To be found guilty or not guilty in a court of law by a jury, which has 12 people.

I rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

the juggernaut bitch

A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.

juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by lollskates May 13, 2006

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion

Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.

Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.

by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009

Top Jonge

A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.

"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"

by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014

jugger pussy

def #1. very large vagina. or def #2. any person on call of duty 4 or 5 that uses the juggernaut perk

exp.1- damn tommy did you see that strippers vag? haha ya i did it was a jugger pussy... exp.2- what the fuck teddybear14 it took me all my ammo to kill you... your such a jugger pussy..

by nemisis9 April 27, 2009

mike judge

The mastermind that created Beavis and Butthead,King of the Hill, and Office Space.Not only is he the coolest person alive but he started the Beavis and Buthead controversy. A great person.Also see Beavis and Butthead King of the Hill and Office Space.

Teen #1:Thank God theres Beavis and Butthead

Teen #2:No! It's thank Mike Judge for Beavis and Butthead

by Dark T June 29, 2005