jumped the pig

the moment when a luxury or fashion brand begins an irreparable decline into mass market obscurity and irrelevance.

often precipitated by introducing a lower-level line or announcing a collaboration with a non-prestige brand.

similar to the phrase jump the shark, but goes beyond merely assessing quality & creativity of the product; cultural relevance and loss of respect by the cultural elite are important elements as well. applies exclusively to luxury brands.

the H&M capsule collection was bad enough, but when they heard about the collaboration with UGG, the fashionistas knew Jimmy Choo had jumped the pig.

by rational narcissist March 15, 2010

jumped

when you get beat up by a group of people

i just got jumped by a gang of lebanese thugs

greg: i just got jumped yesterday by some thugs

jake: are they lebanese ?

greg: yeah man

by CANADA_EH June 14, 2010

you got juked

Verb: When someone plays a mediocre joke on someone else and they don't fall for it

Person 1: "oh my gosh my phone just broke"
Person 2: "bro no it didn't"
Person 1: "lol yea it's just a prank YOU GOT JUKED

by LilyLenaSophia April 14, 2017

jumped

When your ambused By two or more people.

Patrice, her sis and her cousin jumped Sarai.

by Meianoite November 5, 2005

jumped the gerbil

becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life

"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."

by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006

Jumped the snark

The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.

I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.

by guidedbyvoip February 25, 2009

jumpdown

a female that goes around giving head to a lot of dudes

Lisa is a jumpdonw b/c she gave head to D and his whole crew without any of them asking for it!

by Tenacious April 25, 2004