Jubes

Liquid LSD on small sugar candies

John: "These jubes had me tripping for days mothafucka!"
Fred: "Yea they had a couple drops on them."

by skunkfly January 06, 2008

jubes

the cock or vaginal hair of a member of the jewish religion

the jubes on your face were scaring the complete shhit out of me because it was obvious you had oral sex with a jew

by tommy and mike February 01, 2007

jubes

the pubic hair of a jew.

Can you please stop leaving your jubes in the sink after you are done manscaping.

by JakerPowers October 14, 2011

jube-starr

1. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent girlfriend.
2. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance in terms of female gangsterhood.
3. A perfectly gorgeous girlfriend

She's my jube-starr. My jube-starr is in my crib

by primo March 14, 2005

platty jubes

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.

person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.

by gillieturtle June 02, 2022

BUM JUBE

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.

Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.

by BBRIZBB April 25, 2018

Jubes

jubes is a collabiration between two words and dates back at least 3 years at the time or writing this.

the meaning or location of these words have been lost over time and now "Jubes" is just who you are

I am the only Jubes there are no examples.

by Dr Grinspoon December 12, 2003