joshbinus

the act of failing to honor a sexile.

My roommate pulled a joshbinus after I gave him five days' notice.

by AnonCoward April 13, 2009

Josangover

The overall feeling of dizziness, ecstasy, confusion, enlightenment, and pleasure pain after a long and epic night with Jose.

Alexandra was unable to walk, stand, or function as a human being due to the sex coma she was in after a night with Jose, it was, indeed, the world's first Josangover.

by the real ROY May 22, 2011

Josataues

Adj. Primarily used against somebody who spelled a word completely and utterly wrong. Can be used as an insult replacing the words; bonehead, idiot, dumbass, fucktard, etc.

Guy 1: I'm heading uopsytiatr now
Guy 2: What did you just say?!?
Guy 1: Damn autocorrect, I meant upstairs. Autocorrect didn't work for once...wtf!
Guy 2: You god damn josataues! That doesn't even look like upstairs!

by MAIL SHARK 99 June 17, 2018

Josafat

A person that is laid back an cool an nice an friendly. The person you always want to be around . Loves to party , has beautiful eyes , can make u laugh , a person that cares about u no matter what , the person that is hard to read like almost mysterious with their feelings

He must be a josafat.

by anonymous November 27, 2021

wee joabs

quite simply someone who canny fucking hack it

hey man did you see Josh weir whitey off that line? He’s on the wee joabs like

by b33fy m1x3r5 June 29, 2021

jesabel

a girl that "gets around"

"she shagged matt in the park aswell"
"fucking jesabel!"

by emmabrooke December 9, 2007

JOAB

An abbreviation for "Jump Off a Bridge"

used similarly to DIAF and FOAC

1. I have nothing to live for anymore.
2. GO JOAB!

by xhilr8d May 22, 2007