Joikle

The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.

Dude let's totally do the going to of a joikle!

Fuck yeah man I've always wanted to joikle!

by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012

Joni Mitchell

A painter of canvas and song who startled us with her honest insights in the 60's and inspired us throughout the 70's and onwards curving a path through folk, rock, jazz and other genres. She says she was never a folksinger but a composer first and foremost and has influenced many of todays powerhouse musicians from Prince to Morrissey, Elton John to Dolly Parton, Bob Dylan and even Bjork. She is still making music in her sixties and is about to release a ballet in 2010 about war incorporating her songs and photographs.

painter Joni Mitchell Prince Dolly Parton Morrissey Bjork Elton John Bob Dylan

by MCLiscious September 5, 2009

Jenika

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Jenika is one of the most sweetest nicest people you have ever met. She cares so much about others and puts others first instead of herself. She is beautiful and smart and is the loud and outgoing one! She is amazing and I couldnt imagine my life without her!

Love ya !! x

Person 1: Who is that?
Me: Thats ma Jenika
Person 1: I want to be her friend.
Me: Yeah everyone does!

by Thisisnotmyrealname11 November 8, 2011

joik

Joik is "jerk" in a New York accent. But people use it in a sarcastic way to call someone a jerk.

I can't believe you just did that! Hahaha, you're such a joik.

by Talena Ink July 31, 2010

Jonicia

An amazingly sexy girl that has an amazing butt. always kind hearted and is extremely loveable.

1. do u know jonicia?

2. yea. she is very sexy.

by RedTigaBullets February 7, 2010

Jonise

Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.

Damn Jonise so amazing

by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015

joniece

A beautiful mothafucka who takes no shit from no one.

"You acting like a real Joniece today!"

by terry krewze December 19, 2016