jones effect

Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."

Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.

by jay-b-c May 18, 2009

jones'n

To really crave something. Such as a food or drug that gives you pleasure or relief.

"I'm really jones'n for a cigarette right now."

by Orange Crayons December 8, 2012

jones soda

Dont forget FUFU Berry! its Orgasmic!

I shot a load in my pants after trying FUFU Berry!

by Wang Inhurbut September 22, 2003

Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Jones Soda

The most original pop in the world that comes in flavors that will totally rock you!

Green Apple is the best Jones Soda flavor.

by anna_banana3 June 25, 2005

jones for your bones

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.

"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."

by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006