joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 10, 2006

jone

To smoke marijuana. To get high.

Hey bro lets go jone after work.

by joner5000 December 9, 2010

Jone

Jone, our lord and savior.

In Jone's name we pray, Amen

by DaemoniumYT May 21, 2021

joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

by eBrian March 21, 2003

joned

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

by joner5000 December 9, 2010

A-Jones

A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.

Yo, that guy pulled an A-Jones.

by Johny Oobla October 13, 2006

Joned

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

by Tayla13 March 29, 2008