Joner

A male friend who is not always kind to you although they deeply care about you it is just not shown.

I love my Joner.

by Jonersfriend April 4, 2025

Joner

Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.

Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.

by Stagman leo October 10, 2019

joner

the definition of joner...it’s just a word like “garbage” it doesn’t mean garbage though

“omg look at that man he looks like a joner”
“i wanna leave this town its so joner”
“i have a joner feeling about this”

by Isabella Ninos April 11, 2021

Joner

Hot and Sexy Man, ultimate cucker and pussy slayer

"OMG is that Joner"
"he is so hot that I just came in my pants"

by DefinatlyNotCActus July 30, 2021

Joner

A contemptuous term, also known as a slur, for a "thing" named or called "Jonah."

Jonahist: Shut up, JONER!
Jonah: DON'T CALL ME JONER!

by Universal Definitions June 11, 2024

Joner

It’s when your boner breaks through your skin and it becomes a Joner!

Doctor:This man’s boner became a joner!

by Wingle3000 November 19, 2022

Joner

Influenced by a tall, muscular, hunk of a man named Jonah, it is the sexual arousal to a tall German man with glasses and chaotic hair. Usually used by males, but can also be used by females.

Guy1: Wow that dude is so suave
Guy2: I know, I think I'm getting a Joner.

by Skylor_Is_Lumayan March 9, 2022