jackoffasaur

Jackoffasaurs are humans from the future who annoy everyone except Cartman and breed like crazy.

An example of the future of the human race, which isn't particularly good at anything. Jackoffasaurs symbolize the result of the dumbing down of society which is taking place.

by WalkerTexasToast July 19, 2009

Jackoff with Jesus January

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

face jackoff

When a man obsessively strokes his facial hair beard, mustache while in conversation with others.

My coworker loves to face jackoff during our staff meetings.

by FunnyIAmama May 5, 2018

Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009

Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.

He's in the Jackoff machine.

by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011

jackoff-a-saurus rex

A male who is an addict to jacking off all the time

OH EM GEE my name is louie naioleari and i am a jackoff-a-saurus rex

by louie naioleari November 26, 2007

Johnstown Jackoff

to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest

Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"

Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009