jobbycoffee

the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....

jobbycoffee depthcharge

by garrythegrey September 2, 2011

Steve Jobs Business Plan

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).

I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.

by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

by Pedro March 4, 2004

Jobstopper

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.

Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.

by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008

Josy

A woman who is always happy and laughing on the outside and often even seems a bit stupid but is actually very cleaver and deep.

This girl seems all weird and shallow, I know, but I actually think she's a real Josy!

by J.Bertie October 21, 2009

josymar flores

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.

The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.

by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005