Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.
Johannes sucks
by Kevin Eliassen January 11, 2016
A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.
by Shrek beats Shaggy April 04, 2019
A famous bully in Hong Kong who calls people names and punches people whoever accidentally tend to pick their noses.
A: Who is your worst enemy?
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.
by MagicCreeper November 24, 2019
a germancguy that's really bad at fortnite and he thinks that he is really good
he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon
he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon
by periodpoop June 09, 2018
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by Papa JohÆnnes March 01, 2022