Johann

A famous bully in Hong Kong who calls people names and punches people whoever accidentally tend to pick their noses.

A: Who is your worst enemy?
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.

by MagicCreeper November 23, 2019

Johannes

lol

Johannes: lol

by Livilinda06 May 12, 2022

Johann

a germancguy that's really bad at fortnite and he thinks that he is really good

he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon

you are such a johann

by periodpoop June 14, 2018

Johann Sathianathen

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

by Julian maravilla May 5, 2019

Papa Johannes

A term populary used by kids in Tromsø Norway. It basically means gettin all the girls.

Yo Papa Johannes.

by Papa JohÆnnes March 1, 2022

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

johannes bogaards

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014