JimmyJamesJim

A guy who insulted another named Brian as Barry.

Barry? Seriously?
He has a NASCAR driver name now!

That guy called me by the wrong name. He JimmyJamesJim me!

by DeafLEGO September 23, 2020

JimmyJam

When you do something so dumb or forget something of major importance that it gets you into a JimmyJam.

"OMG Bro, I was candy flipping, at the festival and lost all of my friends money" -Jim
"Dude are you retarded quick fucking JimmyJamming you moron." -exfriend

by karma1234 February 22, 2014

JimmyJamz Ass Rape

Receiving a post dated check only to wait until the deposit date to discover insufficient funds.

I got two checks from the event last weekend and tried to cash them today but they bounced. I totally got JimmyJamz ass raped!

by KngRob5oh May 26, 2021

Jammy Stick

A wooden rod with a nail banged onto the end of it (must be read in a British accent)

"Bfjwbfownfhwodhsb Jammy Stick" said the southern man as he emerged from the bayou.

by Neinmonkey October 1, 2017

jammy git

Lucky fellow .. usually as a result of some surprising and undeserved luck

You won the raffle again? You jammy git!

by gdgfdgfdgfdhf April 17, 2009

Pajama Jammy Blam

“Pajama Jammy Blam” - the enviro safe practice of ejaculating into your sleeping attire from the night before. The idea being to eliminate the need for a towel, sock, or Kleenex. It’s an environmentally responsible way to help your household become more sustainable by reducing laundry loads.......

I’m doing my part to help cut down on unnecessary laundry by utilizing the Pajama Jammy Blam.

The wife rolled over with a headache first thing in the morning so I had to resort to a pajama jammy blam to get my day started.

by ScootsMcFireboots January 14, 2021

jammy rape

When your mom or dad forces you to get your pj's on. You definetly do not want to. You struggle with all your might to break free from you mommy's grasp. But you cant. You call for an adult, but it is to late. Everybody's out of the house. Before you know it, your in your bed asleep. You were just forced into your own pj's.

Stevey: Adult! Adult! Im being jammie raped. help! Jammy rape! jammy rape!
Mother: Your next Martha.

by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010