jeggard

A man that can see demons

Jeggard is a small man

by Kinkytoe92 April 26, 2021

Jewgasm

When someone who is cheap finds out that there is a sale of any kind and has an orgasm from the excitement.

Alex: "Look at that... half off on drinks."

Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"

Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."

by Brad-Alex June 28, 2010

Jewdarican

Someone who is of Jewish decent with a Puerto Rican parent.

That guy is Jewish and Puerto Rican?! He's a Jewdarican!

by Skinny Muscles May 26, 2008

jewger

A jewish nigger.

Wow, look at that jewger. Her lips are as big as her nose.

by mon0 July 6, 2008

Jewdar

knowing when a Jewish person is within ten feet of you.

my friend can always tell when there is a doctor or a lawyer in the room, she has great Jewdar.

by cleaner8 July 31, 2009

jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.

You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.

by Jonathan January 18, 2004

Jewgasm

Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.

1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.

1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.

by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007