jewdreads

The hairstyle exhibited by a Jewish male, complete with highly curly locks, commonly known as "Jew Curls" or "pais", as well as a heaping pile of dreadlocks on his head.

"Did you see the dude with the jewdreads at the restaurant last night??? Shit was wild!!!"

by lilbabygirlprincesscutiepiexox September 4, 2009

jedwardism

a quote or tweet from jedward which shows their completely random and cool take on everyday things. No one else can even begin to think of similar things.

Some of my favourite jedwardism's:
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing

Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here

THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING

Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings

by jedward loving freak March 5, 2011

Jewtard

Combination of "Jew" and "Retard". Horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.

Matt, you're such a jewtard.
Matt is so jewtarded.

by TheDuece June 15, 2008

jewdago

A person of both Jewish and Italian descent.

Jewdagos can celebrate Jewish and Christian holidays, and, because of their mixed heritage, are free to make offensive jokes about both Italians and Jews. They like to party (as long as it's in their budget to do so) and they not only tan easily, they also do well in school, excel at sports with marginal effort, and have passable cooking skills.

"Did you know that Dan's favorite movies are Annie Hall and Rocky?"

"Huh- must be a Jewdago."

by yurathewicked December 12, 2008

Jedward Bullen

-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!

Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black

Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.

by Team Jedward Bullen September 27, 2008

Jedward

the combination name of John and Edward, two irish joke contestants of the X factor 2009. no words can describe the absolute hatred and loathing the viewer feels as soon as their little smiley twatish faces are seen on saturday/sunday night. they remain to exist in the competition because biased irish prick of a judge Louis Walsh noticed their familiar accents and said that they "have potential", but the reason they remain in the competition is a mystery, whether its if people like listnening to classic Queen songs get murdered by these talentless gimps or its good ol' fashioned desire to see them crushed as they get further and further into the competition before failing at the end, i dont know

person 1 :"you know who i really want to Knock the fuck out?"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"

by Yaksik November 5, 2009

Selective Jewdaism

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best

He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.

by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009