jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b October 22, 2007
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jesus h christ

Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.
jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
by ifky302 December 09, 2007
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jesus H. christ

Almost 50 years ago, I worked in an operating room. One of the doctors always swore Jesus H. Christ. When asked what the "H" stood for, he answered, "For Hallmark, for those who care to send the very best."
by devi700 August 04, 2017
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Jesus Buttfucking Christ

an exclamation one shouts when frustrated, surprised, or overwhelmed.
Jesus Buttfucking Christ! I just stepped in a pile of dog shit!
by shorttripp June 26, 2010
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jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).
Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??
by tiny cheeseburger December 31, 2006
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Jesus Fucking Christ

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.
Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!
by kariusvega April 19, 2018
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